If he makes another cake joke, I'm gonna kill him

Okay, hear me out. Those of you who are not Cubs fans, or just not rabid Cubs fans, or not really big sports fans in general, can't fault me for this. And anyway, this is just last year's "Diary of a Mad Cubs Fan" except with commenting enabled (always better than not). Isn't this better than every other post being seven paragraphs on the Cubs for the next five months? Exactly.