Showing posts with label news of the weird. Show all posts
Showing posts with label news of the weird. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

A lame excuse for an excuse

Did you hear about Jesse Jackson's comments about Barack Obama? No? Here they are:

The remarks came Sunday as Jackson was talking to a fellow interviewee, UnitedHealth Group executive Dr. Reed V. Tuckson. An open microphone picked up Jackson whispering, "See, Barack's been talking down to black people ... I want to cut his nuts off."

Well! That's certainly a classy statement. Reverend Jackson, anything to say in your defense?

Jackson told CNN's "Situation Room" that he didn't realize the microphone was on.

"It was very private," Jackson said, adding that if "any hurt or harm has been caused to his campaign, I apologize."


Private, huh - you don't say. I'm shocked that you didn't think the microphone was on. But let's not bullshit here, Reverend - you clearly believe what you said, or you wouldn't have said it. And note that nothing in Jackson's words actually backs off the statement itself. He says that he didn't realize the microphone was on and that the comment was private - as if blaming other people for having heard him - and then apologizes for the following things:

* "if any hurt or harm has been caused to [Obama's] campaign"
* the fact that the particular words used were "crude"

Earlier, Jackson told CNN he felt "very distressed because I'm supportive of this campaign and with the senator."

"So supportive that I would like to cut his nuts off for being, supposedly, condescending." Nice work, Jesse.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

I'm not even mad, that's amazing

The World Pie-Eating Championships in England were threatened with postponement after a dog assigned to guard the pies, which were being stored in the refrigerator of a former champion, instead ate the pies when the fridge door did not close fully.

This actually happened. Although I'm a little surprised the dog didn't go for the whole wheel of cheese instead.

"Fortunately," the contest still went off without a hitch. Although if you think we have issues with PC watchdogs in America, get a load of this:

Past competitions used to be judged on the number of pies eaten by competitors in a three minute period but after falling victim to the "healthy eating lobby", the format was changed last year.


Seriously?

In "updates we will have in the future" news, Root Beer Taste Test #3 is tentatively scheduled for Saturday evening.